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Fully Personalised Singing Telegram


Steve booked

The Wandering Minstrel

to surprise his girlfriend Kayley in a restaurant in Bournemouth. He told the minstrel all about her and how they met and he had another surprise in store for her as wellsinging telegrams uksinging telegrams uk

Now, Kayley, it's a special day, Steve's sent this minstrel here today
to sing this special song, it's true and every word is all about you
He first met you at a mutual friend's 50th party
and asked if you were paul's sister
 though he knew it wasn't true
 it was just to start a conversation and get talking to you

And so i'm here to say how much Steve loves you anyway
you dreamed he cheated on you with your mum
and didn't talk to him all day
you like to sing into his ear when he's sleeping so i hear
but it's not a good idea, because you're tone deaf this is clear
and you always win the arguement even if you're wrong my dear

you spoke for 2 hours on that night
and he found you were in a relationship, they say
you met  1 year later in the Thomas tripp
and held hands whilst you were speaking, anyway
but he  had to wait another year
till he  heard you were single and he phoned you right away 
your First date was to a golf driving range
which you still laugh about today

you accidentally hit him as you were  stretching
he pretended to be knocked out, then 
and as you went down his  head was by your bum
and you farted which knocked him out again.
and i hear that you're the crazy cat lady,
you and Toots are as crazy as each other, and so
you love Toots a bit more than steve IIIIIIII know

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